Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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