My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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