That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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