You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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