Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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