It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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