operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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