ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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