People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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