I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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