you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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