Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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