Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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