I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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