Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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