gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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