A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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