that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
is that a dick in a sweater?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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