we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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