If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
They have beer where we have blood.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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