I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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