That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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