Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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