Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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