chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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