im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My vagina is officially offended.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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