Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You can make out without kissing
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