just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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