I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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