Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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