Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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