hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Enjoy the penises
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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