Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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