your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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