I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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