you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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