Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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