why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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