and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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