Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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