i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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