come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
