I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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