My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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