Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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