My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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