apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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