You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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