it hurts more in the daytime
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
