you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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