question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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