Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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