How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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